"So Mentally Stable It's Insane" Matte Sticker

Warning: Insanely Stable (Handmade)

This sticker isn't for the faint of heart. It broadcasts a message so powerful, so utterly unbelievable, that it might just raise a few eyebrows. Are you that person who:

• Sleeps through your alarm (but somehow still makes it on time)?
• Colors within the lines (and doesn't even secretly enjoy a little rebellion)?
• Prefers spreadsheets to skydiving (and can actually balance a checkbook)?

If you answered yes to any (or all) of these, then congratulations! You are the chosen one, the mythical beast – someone dangerously close to mental stability. This sticker is your badge of honor, a warning to those around you that you might just be too normal for this crazy world.

But seriously, this high-quality, durable sticker is perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, or anywhere you want to display your questionable sanity (or lack thereof).

Features:

• Makes people wonder if you've been replaced by a pod person.
• Might induce mild jealousy in your more, uh, "enthusiastic" friends.
• High-quality vinyl with a soft matte laminate for a subtle, sophisticated look (just like your unwavering sense of calm).
• Handmade item, not suited for dishwasher. 

Dimensions: 2.3" x 2.24"